The Christmas season crescendo is less than 24 hours away and I can already feel the energy and morale in everyone around me.
For some reason, I am not hyped at all about this “important” day for obvious reasons.
What reasons?
Pull up a chair and sit tight.
You see. In the 21st century, Christmas has become a holiday where people pledge allegiance to breweries and seal deals with road accidents. As a result, they end up in a forced relationship with empty bank accounts and caskets, or both!
I have no problem with people imbibing as much liquor as it takes to screw up their livers.
My main worry is those fools who feel too macho for the booze and decide to settle behind the wheel after a drinking spree only to drive into the jaws of death disguised as road carnage.
Talking about wheels, I have noted (with minimal interest though) the rising number of people who hire cars to drive upcountry. They probably use those to show off to their village kinsmen but that’s none of my business.
Anyway if you hire a car, hire a bar as well then drink yourself into stupor. That way you are assured you won’t crash that hired car into a sign post on your way home.
I may beat around the bush all day long but some people will never get it. So what I’m simply saying is,
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. THAT’S LAME.
DRINK AND PASS OUT!
So this Christmas season, make merry but do it responsibly.
Jesus has a birthday every year so do not be in a hurry to go see him in person (assuming you’ll head that way once you leave this place).
There will be a Christmas day next year and many more years to follow. I hope and pray that you’ll be around to read another Christmas article from yours truly.
Remember,
Do not drink and drive. That’s lame.
DRINK AND PASS OUT!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.